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Hi. This is me. Welcome! My disclaimer: This is a casual journal, not a dissertation. Therefore, please disregard any punctuational, grammatical and spelling mistakes I am sure to make. Enjoy!

5/10/2002

I am SOOOOOOO glad to have the weekend off! I caught myself walking around today and saying to myself "I hate people." And i was okay with that. ok, story: THis woman and her husband come up to my counter. The man asks to see a bracelet, and his wife (who i will call tarantula eyes) says, "I'm sorry, my husband got a little confused, we don't buy fine jewelry from department stores. Didn't your mother ever teach you not to buy fine jewelry from a department store??" I am surprised that i actually said nothing at all, i just said, "have a nice day". I wanted to say "Didn't your mother ever teach you not to put on so much mascara, tarantula eyes?"... or maybe, "My mother is dead." maybe then she would realize how rude she was. Now, that doesn't mean i don't agree with her on some level...the jewelry is very nice, but i wouldn't do a wedding set, or something that you want to have lots of value. But, if you want jewelry to wear and look shiny and sparkly, and to tell people you have diamonds, then this stuff is perfect! But to say "DOn't you know to never buy jewelry from a department store?" to the person BEHIND the counter at a DEPT. STORE is really more rude than necessary.

needless to say, i need a couple days of freedom...before i kill again.

(that reminds me of Mrs. Swan from Mad tv..."Watch Mad TV...or i will kill you......no, i no kill you."--I guess is looses something in writing.)

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